Welcome to Los Angeles, fuckers! We arrived after kind of shitty rain in New York to beautiful heat, but it gets cooler as the sun drops which is nice, as you can wear pants out for dinner.

We are staying in a lovely little hotel called the Magic Castle hotel. The staff here are over the top, kick me in the balls friendly. They have a snack bar behind reception that is all free, and they force candy on you. But we resisted as we're not fat bastards, like you. The place is 1 block from the chinese mann theatre which is handy, so we walked up Hollywood Blvd and the walk of Fame. Yes, the highlight was Angela Lansbury.


We had dinner one night on Sunset, in a place called Chin Chin grill. It's beside Ketchup, which was in "The Hills" and is co-owned by tara reid. Didn't spy LC (Laguna Beach & The Hills) tho. Dang It! I had hoped to meet and give my screenplay to Larry David, but no such luck their either.

Other than that, this place is big and boring, best part of the visit was the Hotel. We drive to Las Vegas soon, so hopefully we'll go through a storm and get lightning on camera, but maybe not, and maybe we'll go to a show with wayne brady in it. Who knows??? I know I don't because we are still in Los Angeles.

Well. Was in New York. It's a City in the U.S.A. Because that's what I do. I go places. I'm Mossy, that's what I do and who I am.

We didn't really do anything there. When we arrived we go a taxi from JFK to our hotel on Broadway and 54th. It was right beside the Ed Sullivan Theatre, so that was cool. We went down the next day and entered a "random" draw for tickets to the Tonight Show with David Letterman. We got a call later, woot. The show was pretty cool. Tom Arnold and Kristen Gore were on it. Yawn, except Tom seemed like he was on drugs and David only got 2 words in for the entire interview.

We went to see Chicago (the musical, not the city). It was cool, I guess. Nah, it was class. Musicals are fun.

We did a open top bus tour of the city which gave us our bearings, so we could get around a bit easier. The subway is really easy to use and fast for getting around, so I liked that. We used it to get home from the Museum of Natural History, and also to get to Greenwich Village and back. In Greenwich Village we went to a cool restaurant called Jeckle & Hyde. Lots of quirky shiz and talking heads on the walls, and singing things.

We saw the Statue of Liberty on a boat tour which was grand, like. We also went to the top of the Empire state building, did you know that New York is known as The Empire State. Little fun fact for you there. We went to brooklyn which seems like a cool place.

Me and Don are beginning to fall in love with Mexican food. Chevys in Time Square was lovely. Nachos with Loads of Crap on top is da bomb.

My favourite area of the city is Greenwich Village, because it less tacky and less crowded and nice little restaurants that aren't chains and all that jazz. Man I hate the tacky. Bring on LA and Las Vegas. Woot.

I taste like Peanut Butter. I am one of the most blendable flavours; I go with sweet, I go with sour, I go with bland, I go with anything. I am practical and good company, but have something of a tendency to hang around when I'm not wanted, unaware that my presence is not welcome. What Flavour Are You?