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On a related story. Some Vin Deisel Facts. Brought to you by blackie.

1. On his birthday, Vin Diesel randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

2. If you were to lock Vin Diesel in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever. It would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Vin replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.

3. Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit.

4. Vin Diesel doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while fucking another.

5. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.

6. Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill.

7. Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

8. When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead.

9. It takes 14 puppeteers to make Vin Diesel smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

10. When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

11. Vin Diesel can divide by zero.

A Slideshow on Vistas new bits. Looks quite good actually. Visit.

Via Forever Geek.

I've been having a bit of trouble finding some sort of docking station for a MacBookPro on the Apple Store. Do they have them?

I'm considering my next big purchase to be a MacBookPro. I currently have a mac mini but want to get a higher spec laptop for work on movies and to have something to travel with. I also want to be able to dock it into my desktop setup for a larger moniter or even to use the 2 screens, and for the mouse and keyboard.

Do Apple Do Docks?

Google have release a few nice dashboard widgets here:

http://www.google.com/macwidgets

In the past google haven't been doing much on the mac front, but I think they are realising that mac users are more loyal internet users and will gladly take on any google mac stuff. If only they would release Picasa for Mac i'd be in heaven. That is the main thing I miss about switching to Mac last summer.

BTW. I am using the blogger widget to post this from my dashboard. The gmail widget is sweet also, but would be nice if I could reply within the widget, instead of opening in Firefox.

Mos Out!

Update: I had to link the link above because the functionality in the Widget is limited.

Yes. Last night myself, Blackie and Bitzi recorded a Pseudo-Commercial on how I eat a Creme (Cream? Unsure of Spelling) Egg. I personally think my acting was outstanding, and bitzi reaction is priceless. It's basically the best movie made ever, but I dont want to over-hype it. I need to cut it, and it should be online before the end of next week along with Sponge Bob Squarepants.

Movie Details

• Director of Photography: Blackie
• Producer: Mossy
  
• Director: Mossy
• Leading Actor: Mossy
• Supporting Actor: Oscar Nominee, Bitzi

Bitzi is like the Philip Seymour Hoffman of low budget shitty films.

Video. This seems to have been made recent enough too. Pretty sweet add. Man I miss macgyver. You can now buy episodes from google video for a few dollars each.

I ordered this yesterday and it arrived today. Holy shit that was fast. Anyway it's really cool and means I can go running without my Pod crashing from all the jerking around.

I've gone running twice this week and will go again tonight. It's a good way to relieve stress (I've got a good bit of that lately) and I can feel myself getting fitter everytime I go.

Just got to keep it up.

2 Nice articles on google and how it differs from a lot of large companies.

http://www.forbes.com/global/2005/1114/054A.html

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10296177/site/newsweek/

An interesting read if you are looking into a career in google. May come in handy for interview questions, "What do you know about us / What do you like about us?"

Some of you out there may be interested in the Google Adwords area. Maybe some of you are looking for a job in that area and need a bit of extra info on adwords from a third party. Just maybe.

I've started reading WorkHappy.net. A nice entrepreneur blog. They have a post explaining the Adwords Program.

It's nice to know these things for interviews or something.

When my older sister got a computer back in 1996 to type her thesis. I, being 12, used it more than anyone else in the house. It was windows 3.1 with Word 6 if I'm not mistaken, and not much else.

So all I used it for was MS Paint. I used to spend hours drwaing pictures of rooms with furniture in them. I remember drawing a room with a bed. There was a painting on the wall with a clown in the picture. And in the bed side locker there was a radio. I even put sony on it pixel by pixel.

Anyway, I never got quite as advanced as this guy. Wait until gandalf loads. That's just bitchen.

3 Wheeled Scooters Latest Production. Stay Tuned for more on horizon.

Some ideas in the pipeline:

• A Day in My New Shitty Life
• Short Movie (Loosely Based on drunk conversations)
• Duffy's Revenge
• Some More Music Videos...

Link. Some pretty sweet art. I always feel that raw graphics like these are much more appreciated than any computer animation. Life-like or not you can really get a sense of the work the artist put into each one.

Holy shit, this is cool. A wasp that controls a roach.

The wasp does not paralyze the cockroach. In fact, the roach is able to lift up its front legs again and walk. But now it cannot move of its own accord. The wasp takes hold of one of the roach's antennae and leads it--in the words of Israeli scientists who study Ampulex--like a dog on a leash.

How come wasps can do that, and we can't.

I now use blingo for searching the web. It uses the google API so you get the same results but blingo give you prizes for searching with them.

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