Bred for it's skills in magic. Here's a real one. No lie. They exist.

Via Gadgetopia.

These guys are all younger than me and they hack into some pretty secure places. Should I feel like an inadequate nerd?

Maybe i'm just not that nerdy. I think i'm more of a Jock Nerd. Yep. A Jock Nerd. I'm sure they're all virgins. That makes me feel better.

My Brother R has set up a new blog. It is to show the progress on the restoration of a VW type 2 camper. I might do a redesign, if he'll let me.

You scored as Existentialist. Existentialism emphasizes human capability. There is no greater power interfering with life and thus it is up to us to make things happen. Sometimes considered a negative and depressing world view, your optimism towards human accomplishment is immense. Mankind is condemned to be free and must accept the responsibility.

Existentialist		81%
Romanticist		75%
Cultural Creative		69%
Modernist		56%
Materialist		56%
Idealist		50%
Postmodernist		44%
Fundamentalist		19%

What is Your World View? (corrected...again)

Link. If only Voodoo Lady would adhere to the first one and my favourite. Then we might be able to eat within an hour of sitting down.

Lets say "The Mac" is the nickname of my porn novels lead character. Now read the four lines below from the bottom up. I'll let you come to your own conclusions as to what it actually was about.



Kindly pointed out by Blackies sick mind.

I think it's funnier watching this backwards.

One day I hope to take part in my own beard project. We can only dream.

Link. My secret is:

I like to read other peoples secrets, while thinking of my own.

Quote:

I show pictures of my feet to a man online so he'll buy me stuff

They used to have potential to be hot. Then they got way to thin. God damn the society we live in today, where a bit to grab is considered fat.

Anyway, happy birthday Mary-Kate and Ashley. May you have many more skinny birthdays.

With the Phat Ass Son.

Then he saw the size of the thing and was amazed at how smal it was. I can't freaking wait to get down there on Friday night.

He sounded like he was coming in his pants as he opened the box.

I Allowed him to open it because he was so giddy.

The Mac Arrive In Lukes Yesterday

I urgently needed a few days holiday, but because I never had Any leave due to me, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a few Days leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "Mad" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker asked me what I was doing ? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "Mad" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are mad - take a few days off". I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where are you going?".

She said "I can't work in the dark !!!!".

Slashdot says:

The display appears to promise lower costs for a full 40" HDTV screen bringing the price down to $400.

Freakin' Cool. Here's hoping it gets to market quick.

Net Helps Do-It-Yourselfers. The guilt is gone until the end of may anyway. Result!

You can now order the complete Buddy Blackie & Mossy Dialog from your local book store. Here is just a snippet of some scenes you can find in this epic book.

Blackie says:
did you see not another teen movie last night
Monkey says:
no
Monkey says:
i saw most of it before tho.
Monkey says:
my favourite bit was the inappropriate timed clapper guy.
Blackie says:
I was just going to say that!
Blackie says:
at the end you think he's going to get it
Monkey says:
i knew it
Blackie says:
or at the football match
Blackie says:
the black guy was really funny when he went to the house party and there was another black guy there
Monkey says:
token black guy
Monkey says:
i dont remember all of it. just the clapping guy
Blackie says:
ah
Monkey says:
i watched the first episode of season 4 family guy. It's freaking class
Blackie says:
yeah its quality, at the start when peter is going thru all the shows
Monkey says:
exactly
Blackie says:
Im freaking buying this
http://www.komplett.ie/k/ki.asp?sku=306566&cks=FRO
Monkey says:
good luck to ya
Monkey says:
you can get a 20" from dell for 500
Monkey says:
there's a 19" there for 300
Monkey says:
http://www.komplett.ie/k/ki.asp?sku=309061&cks=PLS
Blackie says:
but i want 23 inches
Blackie says:
I'm gonna pimp my pc wen I go to dublin
Blackie says:
neon, smoke machine, strobe
Monkey says:
whatever. i'll have a mac. they come pre pimped
Monkey says:
http://www.komplett.ie/k/ki.asp?sku=306510&cks=PLS
Monkey says:
there;s the touch screen. look freakin cool.
Blackie says:
yeah thats the kind of shit Im talking about. Imagine that on a worktop in the kitchen with a pc in a press where you can have a couple of small speakers
Monkey says:
here's one for ya
Monkey says:
http://www.netgear.com/products/details/MP101.php
Blackie says:
$104.99
Blackie says:
not too shappy
Blackie says:
but i think it wud be cooler with the touch screen, watch movies and stuff
Monkey says:
true.
Monkey says:
i'm gonna put it on my fridge, so i can watch eposiodes while cooking cool yuppy dinners
Blackie says:
sweet. then you should think about using a scanner and keeping track of milk and stuff to email you in work to tell you to get some at home.
Blackie says:
and then call the fridge Gary
Blackie says:
and attach some wheels
Monkey says:
um no
Blackie says:
yeah your right
Blackie says:
call it Derek
Monkey says:
what was the name of my evil nemisis?
Monkey says:
i cant remember
Blackie says:
Dennis?
Monkey says:
i want to say denis, but im not sure?
Monkey says:
how come you dont have an evil nemesis?
Blackie says:
Cos I am both equally good and evil
Monkey says:
i see. so am i about 70% good 30% evil? and denis is there to make up the other 20% evil i dont have.

This is J, F, F and myself eating lovely lasagne in the almost finished living room. I put the camera on the fireplace with a timer, because I'm a nerd.

This my sisters new kitchen. It's small but really cool. The house is nearly finished now. I'll put some more pictures up here when other rooms are complete.

Lucy nicely sums up a nice post about old people with this.

Old people are okay in my book. Just as long as they aren't in front of me in the queue at the supermarket.

I remember a few weeks ago I was on my daily excursion down to Tesco for my Crossaint and Milk, I came upon an old man packing his bags at the check out. He packed them faster than I could say packed, and sauntered out of the establishment like a startled stallion. His face was 85, but nothing else.

I have a new quote of the week. Check out the similae in this one.

...sauntered out of the establishment like a startled stallion.

Man I feel like Seamus Heaney or something.