Is it sexual harrassment in the workplace, if you slap your girlfriend on the ass during work and you both work together?

Voodoo lady says:
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/lohan_song.asp
Voodoo lady says:
sorry
Monkey says:
oh no
Monkey says:
did you read my blog
Voodoo lady says:
yep
Monkey says:
i still dont believe she's had surgury
Voodoo lady says:
Hehe, I dunno if she did or not, I just found that stuff!
Monkey says:
you kust want to break me and lindsey up. that's you motive.
Voodoo lady says:
hehe
Voodoo lady says:
nahhh
Monkey says:
why can't i love you both.
Voodoo lady says:
because she's a skanky whore
Monkey says:
so are you
Monkey says:
you just dont know it
Voodoo lady says:
!
Voodoo lady says:
her
Monkey says:
you
Monkey says:
you and her in mud
Monkey says:
with whipped cream and dirty minds
Voodoo lady says:
noooooo, I'd just kick her ass
Monkey says:
yeah right. she's build like a mexican mud wrestler.
Monkey says:
the nasty type
Voodoo lady says:
is that why you like her?
Monkey says:
i do like the mexican mud wrestling shows they have on RTE.

Can you have 2 favourite of everything. Or in some cases, can there only be a number one and anything further would cause problems. Ok, so I know we have done our Top Tens and there's the Top Fives. But top 2 is different, because you would be stating your favourite, and then your favourite if the Number 1 thing wasn't there.

Let me give you an example. Your top 2 women??

1. Voodoo Lady (Of Course)
2. ...

If I was to state my second on this list. What would it mean? Would it mean that if "Voodoo Lady" was not number 1 that the second on the list would be my Girlfriend? SHould I play it safe and put my mother in there? I would normally put Lindsey Lohan in there, but I have been informed that her breasts are fake (source not reliable, being the number 1 on the list, so there may be a tactic behind the allegations) so I have remove her from my fantasies.

What other 2 favourites can cause problems. I think the problem is that 2 is such a small number, it requires too much thought, and it is difficult to pin down only 2 favourite things.

Am I on my own here? Or does the fact that i'm stuck on some things in work, and have too much time to think and procrastinate, come into play?

Update: My 2 favourite drinks. This list will not change anytime soon.

1. Beer
2. Milk

I have decided to try become more active on the whole blogging front. Its like sex. You really get into it at the start, then its still exciting but you want to try different ways of doing it and it just gets messy.

So in fine tradition of stealing from other blogs, I will now state my 10 favourite songs at the moment. Note: These are not in order of preference.

• Almond Rocha (Ugly Duckling (From DJ Format - MixTape))
• Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine (The Killers)
• Fisherman's Blues (The Waterboys)
• Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangster (The Geto Boys)
  
• Saints And Sinners (Paddy Casey)
• Underdog (Save Me) (Turin Brakes)
• Fast Food (DJ Format Remix)
• You Will You Won't (The Zutons)
  
• Dry The Rain (The Beta Band)
• Mr. Magic (DJ Shadow)

So there it is. It was difficult to compile becuase my current lifestyle has not lend myself for a lot of music, especially new music. But here's to change.

I think I will concentrate on my collection at the moment and refine this list at a later stage. Although I am beginning to like funk a lot at the moment. I must call to My Brother (R) and get some weird shit off him. Stuff like Blaxpliotation, Canned Heat and AC/DC.