Skip to the End says:Hi *****.
Da Missus says:hey babe
Da Missus says:how are ya?
Skip to the End says:fine
Da Missus says:Me too, just eating a yoghurt, yummmyyy
Skip to the End says:yummy
Skip to the End says:i had spagetti hoops and toast for lunch, yum
Da Missus says:ahhh,thats cute,i didnt know ya liked spagetti hoops! i had toast
Skip to the End says:well I do. there's lots you dont know about me *****
Skip to the End says:like my evil twin, he feels people up in his sleep
Da Missus says:oh my god, I think he was here this weekend instead of you!!
Skip to the End says:i was in tramore this weekend. where were you?
Da Missus says:Limerick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Da Missus says:must have been my evil twin in tramroe
Da Missus says:tramore
Skip to the End says:wel your going to have to choose. me or my evil twin, who do you prefer?
Da Missus says:you evil twin....
Skip to the End says:good choice.
Da Missus says:he flashed me!
Skip to the End says:what?
Skip to the End says:ah no. i must be the shy one so, i would never do anything like that.
Da Missus says:I know you wouldn't, you're so boring.
Skip to the End says:you both deserve each other.
Da Missus says:bwa ha ha
Skip to the End says:fuck you so.
Skip to the End says:i hope i never see you again and i hope you and my evil twin live happily ever after.
Da Missus says:Me too, he's a cutie