Can I eat hambugers?

Brian: this pork sausage crisis is awful

Brian McCartan: Having a ‘mare

Tomas: yes. i think i might die.

Brian: but do you know what the wurst thing about it is?

Tomas:

maybe we’ll watch what we eat, and stop eating like pigs the whole time…

Brian: hahah

Tomas: the government have made a sHAMbles of it tho.

Sent at 2:58 PM on Monday

Brian: yesssssss

Tomas: i see what you did there

Sent at 3:02 PM on Monday