Welcome to Los Angeles, fuckers! We arrived after kind of shitty rain in New York to beautiful heat, but it gets cooler as the sun drops which is nice, as you can wear pants out for dinner.

We are staying in a lovely little hotel called the Magic Castle hotel. The staff here are over the top, kick me in the balls friendly. They have a snack bar behind reception that is all free, and they force candy on you. But we resisted as we're not fat bastards, like you. The place is 1 block from the chinese mann theatre which is handy, so we walked up Hollywood Blvd and the walk of Fame. Yes, the highlight was Angela Lansbury.


We had dinner one night on Sunset, in a place called Chin Chin grill. It's beside Ketchup, which was in "The Hills" and is co-owned by tara reid. Didn't spy LC (Laguna Beach & The Hills) tho. Dang It! I had hoped to meet and give my screenplay to Larry David, but no such luck their either.

Other than that, this place is big and boring, best part of the visit was the Hotel. We drive to Las Vegas soon, so hopefully we'll go through a storm and get lightning on camera, but maybe not, and maybe we'll go to a show with wayne brady in it. Who knows??? I know I don't because we are still in Los Angeles.