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1. On his birthday, Vin Diesel randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

2. If you were to lock Vin Diesel in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever. It would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Vin replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.

3. Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit.

4. Vin Diesel doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while fucking another.

5. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.

6. Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill.

7. Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

8. When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead.

9. It takes 14 puppeteers to make Vin Diesel smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

10. When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

11. Vin Diesel can divide by zero.