You can now order the complete Buddy Blackie & Mossy Dialog from your local book store. Here is just a snippet of some scenes you can find in this epic book.

Blackie says:
did you see not another teen movie last night
Monkey says:
no
Monkey says:
i saw most of it before tho.
Monkey says:
my favourite bit was the inappropriate timed clapper guy.
Blackie says:
I was just going to say that!
Blackie says:
at the end you think he's going to get it
Monkey says:
i knew it
Blackie says:
or at the football match
Blackie says:
the black guy was really funny when he went to the house party and there was another black guy there
Monkey says:
token black guy
Monkey says:
i dont remember all of it. just the clapping guy
Blackie says:
ah
Monkey says:
i watched the first episode of season 4 family guy. It's freaking class
Blackie says:
yeah its quality, at the start when peter is going thru all the shows
Monkey says:
exactly
Blackie says:
Im freaking buying this
http://www.komplett.ie/k/ki.asp?sku=306566&cks=FRO
Monkey says:
good luck to ya
Monkey says:
you can get a 20" from dell for 500
Monkey says:
there's a 19" there for 300
Monkey says:
http://www.komplett.ie/k/ki.asp?sku=309061&cks=PLS
Blackie says:
but i want 23 inches
Blackie says:
I'm gonna pimp my pc wen I go to dublin
Blackie says:
neon, smoke machine, strobe
Monkey says:
whatever. i'll have a mac. they come pre pimped
Monkey says:
http://www.komplett.ie/k/ki.asp?sku=306510&cks=PLS
Monkey says:
there;s the touch screen. look freakin cool.
Blackie says:
yeah thats the kind of shit Im talking about. Imagine that on a worktop in the kitchen with a pc in a press where you can have a couple of small speakers
Monkey says:
here's one for ya
Monkey says:
http://www.netgear.com/products/details/MP101.php
Blackie says:
$104.99
Blackie says:
not too shappy
Blackie says:
but i think it wud be cooler with the touch screen, watch movies and stuff
Monkey says:
true.
Monkey says:
i'm gonna put it on my fridge, so i can watch eposiodes while cooking cool yuppy dinners
Blackie says:
sweet. then you should think about using a scanner and keeping track of milk and stuff to email you in work to tell you to get some at home.
Blackie says:
and then call the fridge Gary
Blackie says:
and attach some wheels
Monkey says:
um no
Blackie says:
yeah your right
Blackie says:
call it Derek
Monkey says:
what was the name of my evil nemisis?
Monkey says:
i cant remember
Blackie says:
Dennis?
Monkey says:
i want to say denis, but im not sure?
Monkey says:
how come you dont have an evil nemesis?
Blackie says:
Cos I am both equally good and evil
Monkey says:
i see. so am i about 70% good 30% evil? and denis is there to make up the other 20% evil i dont have.