Can you have 2 favourite of everything. Or in some cases, can there only be a number one and anything further would cause problems. Ok, so I know we have done our Top Tens and there’s the Top Fives. But top 2 is different, because you would be stating your favourite, and then your favourite if the Number 1 thing wasn’t there.
Let me give you an example. Your top 2 women??
- Da Missus (Of Course)
- …
If I was to state my second on this list. What would it mean? Would it mean that if “Da Missus” was not number 1 that the second on the list would be my Girlfriend? Should I play it safe and put my mother in there? I would normally put Lindsey Lohan in there, but I have been informed that her breasts are fake (source not reliable, being the number 1 on the list, so there may be a tactic behind the allegations) so I have remove her from my fantasies.
What other 2 favourites can cause problems. I think the problem is that 2 is such a small number, it requires too much thought, and it is difficult to pin down only 2 favourite things.
Am I on my own here? Or does the fact that i’m stuck on some things in work, and have too much time to think and procrastinate, come into play?
Update: My 2 favourite drinks. This list will not change anytime soon.
- Beer
- Milk
Well apart from saving you from being a peodo since she is only 17, there was no tactic. I just happened to be looking at http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com, and there she was in all her glory!
Who happens to be looking at http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com? Who?
Er…..blame lucy, I found it through a link on her blog. Plus, it’s a good site man, everyone in hollywood has fake tits or a fake nose.
Jennifer Aniston doesn’t.