Typical Relationship? I think not!

Skip to the End says:
Hi *****.
Da Missus says:
hey babe
Da Missus says:
how are ya?
Skip to the End says:
fine
Da Missus says:
Me too, just eating a yoghurt, yummmyyy
Skip to the End says:
yummy
Skip to the End says:
i had spagetti hoops and toast for lunch, yum
Da Missus says:
ahhh,thats cute,i didnt know ya liked spagetti hoops! i had toast
Skip to the End says:
well I do. there’s lots you dont know about me *****
Skip to the End says:
like my evil twin, he feels people up in his sleep
Da Missus says:
oh my god, I think he was here this weekend instead of you!!
Skip to the End says:
i was in tramore this weekend. where were you?
Da Missus says:
Limerick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Da Missus says:
must have been my evil twin in tramroe
Da Missus says:
tramore
Skip to the End says:
wel your going to have to choose. me or my evil twin, who do you prefer?
Da Missus says:
you evil twin….
Skip to the End says:
good choice.
Da Missus says:
he flashed me!
Skip to the End says:
what?
Skip to the End says:
ah no. i must be the shy one so, i would never do anything like that.
Da Missus says:
I know you wouldn’t, you’re so boring.
Skip to the End says:
you both deserve each other.
Da Missus says:
bwa ha ha
Skip to the End says:
fuck you so.
Skip to the End says:
i hope i never see you again and i hope you and my evil twin live happily ever after.
Da Missus says:
Me too, he’s a cutie