Since I was rudely abused by Lucy from Feigning Interest, about not referencing her work (if you could call it that), I will now quote a delightful paragraph from the Lucy Aughney Newsletter Archive.

This morning the refill pads I purchased turned out to have blue margins instead of the customary red ones! Good grief, what will they think of next?! Also I bought a black pen, put it in my pocket, and now there are two. Do they breed? What is up with the universe?! And in addition, I just did the pullability test the lovely Ms Hynes just sent me and I am only 15% pullable as a girl, but 51% pullable as a boy! A scary thought...

Reference Talkin Bout A Revolution, 03 April 2004.