What is the Circle? Take the red pill and find out. There is no spoon. You can't handle the spoon. The Circle is the world pulled over your eyes to keep you from the truth.

Ok, The Circle is an old site that was slightly popular and then faded fast with the tide in Tramore Bay. Why? I don't know. But I will tell this my son. It will return. Oh, it will return with great vengence and furious anger, and you will know that I am the lord...

Here are some passages from what was and ever shall be The Circle.

The U.S inspectors do not seem to be finding anything in Iraq that is solid evidence of weapons of mass destruction. Colin Powell's penis on that such matter contained quantity more than quality (which is never good, is it ladies?) of "evidence". He seems to push war rather than drugs. These are not the actions of a "level-headed" superior. This is not the type of person that should decide the fate of our world.

And Another...

Trying to atone for my bad manners, I attempted to lighten the mood. 'Well, obviously I love talking about myself!' I said with a wry smile.

Did anyone ever tell you that irony doesn't work on foreigners? Doesn't work on UCD English students either. Maybe its because they are so self consciously ironic already. The entire room continued to stare stonily at me while Wanda nodded encouragingly.

And Another...

Hello and how are you Fluffy Duffy? Super. Firstly, your story reminds me of a Ginger Man I once new. He smelt like onions and had hair red, red like the fires of hell, also arms big as tree-trunks and eyes cold, hard like steel. He was a small man, worked in SPAR i think, oddly proportioned but great for stacking shelves. The root of all gingerness spawned from a small village in connemara after a young verile woman fell in love with, married and made love to a carrot. They lived many years after giving birth to CarrotBoy O'Mallet. But he liked to be known as John to his friends.

He was a demon in the scratcher and it wasn't long before red hair was ubiquitous about this fair emerald isle we call Ireland. It took one man to travel to America and ginger hair spread like SARS. With growing advances in stem cell research, there are many hair care products available to those who are folically disabled. But that would be like turning your back on your Native Land, which spawned the likes of Paddy O'Shea and Timmy O'Toole and who could forget CarrotBoy O'Mallet, the latter day saint of Ireland.